Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction

Ethan Blum

Pizza Dude

Chad Bockholdt

Special Agent Seth Cooper

Jeremy Corray

Jay

Jeanette DePattie

Jenny May Zeeka

Donna Donahue

DonnaBob Zeeka

Michelle Eller

Ikan Kikyeras

Richard Gilewitz

Agent Cupcake

Adam Hackbarth

Otis the Lumber Guy / Rufus Zeeka / Bigfoot

Robert Lloyd

Major Butt / 'One Armed' Joe Zeeka / Jango Binx

Tanya Brandy Hatter

Suzy Bob Zeeka

Brian Kanealy

'Gutless' Pete Zeeka

William Lodderhose

Agent / Mechanic Bob Phillips