Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Edward J. Fasulo

John

Jeanne Basone

Jane

Paul Bokor

Thresher

Michael Anderson

Harry Armis / Jane's Father

Thyra Metz

Thelma

Samantha Eggersoll

John's Mother (voice) / Thresher's Date

Giovanni Cuarez

John's Alter Ego #1

Danny Beyda

John's Alter Ego #2

Grant Swanson

John's Alter Ego #3

Daniel Taylor

Jane's Alter Ego #1

Soumaya Young

Jane's Alter Ego #2

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John's Mother (body)